Chauncey is an extremely sensitive fella. I’m not just talking about the poetry he writes incessantly. He is easily tickled, and most attacks just make him laugh rather than injuring him. He is not violent by nature, but when he is tickled (which is pretty much any time he is touched), all bets are off… he can’t help flailing around with his flooby front hooves as he guffaws. Getting knocked in the head by one of those things will make an opponent think twice about tickling Chauncey again.
His fatty shield prevents him from feeling pain or taking damage from any attack doing less than three damage. This helps him greatly with preventing him from getting knocked out, since he only has 8 hitpoints (which is pretty low).
He does a decent amount of damage with his punches… and if he does a full Flooba Booba attack with a roll of six, the controlling player immediately rolls another attack from him.
“Roses are red,
violence makes me blue,
but punch me in the head,
and I will laugh at you.”
~Chauncey
Squirmish is now on Kickstarter here. This is a series of posts designed to help you learn a bit about some of the cards before you play the game.